The Infamous.....ShoeF*cker!! .. What ?!!?

I know it sounds confusing, but only because this actually happened I will share this story. Maybe i was about 18 or 19, not old enough to drink. But we bought a bottle in the club. They never asked me for i.d. as long as my money was right. There was 5 of us that night, some of us were a little more wasted than others. At the time, I don't think anyone knew how this night would end. It started as we were walking back to where we parked. It was a parking lot we found in a alley. Perfect place for some weird shit to go down. Not mentioning any names,  but this animal known as homicide felt he needed to get into this 4Runner that was parked by us. The sound of glass shattering, caught everyone off gaurd. He didn't let anyone in on his grand scheme. Blame it on the alcohol perhaps.... anyway after countless efforts of trying to take the radio out (just to hear some tunes) he settled for a large duffle bag. The adrenaline rush had us speeding out of the alleyway before someone found the mess we made. Finally when we get home to open the bags, only to find shoes. Kids shoes, woman's shoes,  and men's shoes. Making jokes of stealing..i mean borrowing an entire family's shoes was only the beginning. Inside the duffle bag was a collection of papers. Me being a natural Dick Tracy i started reading. The first couple pages was a list of where the shoes came from. Not department stores, but peoples homes, their closets, gym lockers, etc. Right then and there i knew something was wrong and at the same time my buddy found a vcr tape in the bag. (who still carries video cassette tapes, sadly we still had a vcr player at the time) Thinking there was gonna be a woman somewhere in this video we stood there and waited. Slowly but surely everything took a turn for the worst when the dude started inserting his penis in the shoe. 1 by 1 we walked out speechless, this wasn't shoes that we took! This was some guys Pussy!! We sat quietly, staring at the walls. Trying to block these images out of our mind. Homicide destroyed the tape with one swift crack over the knee. I am quite the jordan collector, so i started making threats... " If I catch anyone trying to fuck my J's, I'm gonna kick your ass" lol... It became  an unforgettable joke. The man in the video probably has never felt worst than that night. Coming back to his car and having his ladies kidnapped. lmao There is some sick people in this world. Again this entire story is true, i would not make this up. There are more that i will start writing soon. i hope you enjoyed the craziness....Peace