True Story and One of the most recent...
So after helping a friend move, me and 2 of my amigos were riding on the turnpike. Smoking a blunt most likely (can't remember) listening to music , and as we start getting into our neighborhood. I see 2 Miami Dade patrol cars making u-turns. There was a third police car that stayed in the turning lane and as we passed he got behind us. Now one of my friends was riding with a few felonies and he started to get paranoid. With the cop up my ass i told em to relax, we're 3 stops signs away and i'm not fuckin this up. As we get to the corner of the street i live on, he decides to put on his lights and siren to pull me over. I simply drove to me house, and pulled in my drive way. I told everyone to stay in the car, as i walked directly towards the cop car with the intentions on busting his balls for pulling me over for no reason. He asked for my license and registration, I left my license in my car, since i was helping a friend move i was using my mother's truck. so after explaining this to the officer and reassuring him that i have a license. He asks " Are you riding alone? " and coincidentally my friends were stepping out of the truck. Pointing at them, explaining they were helping me with the move. Now again i ask him " What is the Problem?" "Why did you pull me over?" " Is there a problem?" With a very serious face he says "yes there is a problem." His tone caught me off guard. So i'm like "What is it?".. He says and i quote. " There was a truck like yours similar make and model, driving down 88st. Kendall DR. (miami, fl) with a man masturbating inside."Now, my mind didn't process everything because i was so mad. I knew i was never on 88st. and thats all i was thinking. i didn't get the chance to laugh in his face. I replied to him only with this " Well listen man, i just came from Nw 7st. and i got on the turnpike to 152st. I think you can figure it out" He told me to have a nice day and drove off. Now if this was a joke on his part, he's a bad motherfucker. But i stopped as i walked to the house and started laughing so hard, i even made a song out of it.
Don't You Get Caught, Masturbating On My BLOCK, Masturbating On My BLOCK, Masturbating On My BLOCK, Block, BLOCK ,BLOCK, BLOCK...
It's perfect for some dub step, anyway, that will be an unforgettable experience. i will share with my kids. Who else gets pulled over for suspicion of masturbating behind the wheel?.... LMAO.....PEACE